Tuesday, April 24, 2007

2 hours = 120 minutes = 7200 seconds - 450ml & 6 feet under

That's the time needed to complete multiple tasks. As usual, yc & i stalked the hospital in that 2 hours, saw almost everyone that we did not intend to meet, completed all whatever we needed to do.

It all started when we were about to sleep... Then... KA CHING! Lets go donate blood. I've not done it for almost 6 months now, and yc had not been successful the last 2 donations. Ended up in IMU parking, dressed in T-shirt & shorts, wanted to take the back stairs up. Turned the knob... Damn! It was lock! Means that we had to take the main stairs up right to the 4th floor. It was 2.30pm, & the probability of meeting someone was almost 85%. Had no choice, scooted up as fast as we could to 4th floor, flew past the guard and walked towards the hospital.

Decided to settle other stuff 1st before donating blood. Ended up in Pengarah Hospital's office, to hand in my selective applications. Walked in, told the lady dat wanted to hand in the letter. And her ans was "Dari mana? private ke?" Cant blame her, partly was due to our dressing. Went to stalk 'my father', Mr P in SOPD next, walked in & his nurse was like "Hello, @d, lama tak jumpa, macam mana u skarang?" Was told that Mr P was in his room, tried to knock, but thank goodness he WAS NOT IN! It's my lucky day i guess. Went on to stalk Dr CK in ortho (for yc's sake), but he was having a class with our coursemates. Decided to go re-stalk him later.

Went on to donate blood. Told a tonne of lies today just to get through the screening process (sorry cant post it out here). But the people there were rather friendly (duh! sure la, those bloodsuckers! U giving them for free u know). Filled up the 450ml bag in 3 minutes (amboi, i think its my new record!), then asked the nurse to fill a bottle of my blood so that i could go do my hep B antibody test. Was forced to get a drink and some kuih afterwards, she claimed that it was a 'special diet' for blood donors!

Went back to OOPD, to stalk Dr CK. Walked straight in, caught him immediately when he walked out 1 of the rooms! Should you see the smirk on his face when he saw yc & i together! (based on what ky & i did the last time round, i think he finally got to see the whole picture!) Luckily i did not burst out laughing like last time, yc asked him whatever she wanted to ask, then i opened my mouth to ask for an investigation form for Hep B test. He agreed, but did not sign it! He said that i had to get the cop from MOPD opposite, so we headed there next.

Was so glad to hear nurse A's voice when walking in, went striaght up to her. (BIG BIG MISTAKE!!!) Then... this conversation broke out in front of bilik 1 (with Dr L sitting in there), the door slowly opening wider & wider...

nurse : Wah, @d, u kurus betul, lama tak jumpa arh.

@d : Kak, nak minta tolong cop borang lab dengan cop MOPD.

nurse : Boleh, masuklah, Dr L di dalam.

@d : Tak perlulah, nak cop saja.

Bilik 1 door widely opened by now!!!

nurse : Masuklah, takkan tak kenal Dr L ma!

OMG! Sure masuklah! U samore announced so loudly to the world. The best part was when yc & i walked in, the was a whole bunch of juniors in there. One idiotic guy shouted "Oi, this 1 is our senior la!" Dr L looked up, I walked straight in, right through the room, out through the back door! Wah liau, pai seh betul! Gotta get a hole to bury myself d!

Got the lab form copped, headed to the lab. As usual the guy there was like "U lagi arh, apa mau kali ini?" yc response was like "wah, u seriously very famous in hospital arh!" Aiyo, u think i want meh? Not like i have a choice ma...

Walked back to imu, figured that our 'adventure' had ended. Of all people, we were walking behind Prof R, of all the days, why did you choose today to do ward rounds???? Nvm, waited at the bridge for the coast to clear, then as stepping into the compound... Saw Dato S coming from the opposite direction. Cham lo! I scooted in the same direction as he was walking to, but ahead of him! Did not even dare turn to look behind once! Luckily the emergency stairs door could open this time round, a sigh of relief once there, walked down straight into the car!

Ended up in jusco, had fried chicken wings with cheeze, spent some money on groceries... Came home and started blogging. Gonna catch some beauty sleep now, gotta hit the books later!!!

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